There are many names given to guys who crave for sex more than love and relationships. But one that is commonly used is “player”. Why? Because they play with women’s feelings. Strangely enough, most often, they fail to see what they do in real life and try to reinforce that they are actually angelic in nature. Unfortunately, the lines they use to show that are too funny. It is just that they simply do not match their personality. Now you must be wondering what those lines are. Well, let’s see them here.
1. “I am a gentleman.”
Majority of the players take shelter under this line. It would be just best if they add next, “just in words”. Otherwise, they should explain its meaning by saying, “I force women to bed gently”.
2. “I don’t cheat. If I like someone I just break up with my girlfriend.”
Sure that sounds very honest, but why on earth your eyes wander and you flirt when you already have a girlfriend? Yes, of course, the person can reply to us that he is not happy with her. But then, he should not be in a relationship with her in the first place, right?
3. “I am clean.”
Yes, like the crispy white towel that came out of the washing machine. Interestingly, guys can never find out every sexually transmitted disease they carry in their bodies. There are many reasons behind this. First of all, one single test is not enough to detect all the STD’s. Meanwhile, the rapid outbreak of AIDS has made men give more priority to HIV test while ignoring the rest. Another interesting fact is that many STD’s like Chlamydia simply do now show any symptoms. So some players saying, “I am clean” are rather talking drivel.
4. “I feel weak towards women’s emotion because I am Italian, Spanish and so on.”
Have you watched the VH1 reality show My Antonio? I took the line “I am Italian” from it. Wrapped in the storm of high libido, emotional women and strict mother, Antonio Sabato Jr explained his feelings through it. He was just playing the blame game. It was more like I am like this because of my nationality. The truth is that he is not the only one who uses this line. Other players do it to. Nationality here really has nothing to do with their personality.
5. "I was just looking for something unknown"
Believe it or not, players think of themselves as great philosophers. They try to create awkward theories from their sex addiction to prove that they are not so bad by personality. The line given above is an example of that. Unfortunately, it still makes them look like the psycho clown from the Stephen King's It.
6. “I treat women respectfully.”
If that is the case then how come they find it so easy to break a woman’s heart? Also why on earth do they always try to get into her pants? Surprisingly, a man who really treats women respectfully do not need to sing this in chorus again and again because he knows that action speaks louder than words. Now notice the plural of the word “woman” used in this line. Yes, this is how he will say it because he actually walked all over too many women in his life.
7. “I go for sex with a woman who initiates it. I never coax anyone.”
There goes another blame game. He is too sweet, innocent and gracious. Women just rape him. But usually, it is seen that things are other way around. It is just not possible to clap with one hand. A table or the other hand is necessary to make it happen.
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